Well today, after an exciting morning of buying paint, folders, and a sharpie, I had the every enjoyable experience of locking my keys in the car ignition. That has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever done in my life. The second stupidest thing was that I failed to see the magnetic key holder underneath the car. I spent a good 5 minutes looking like I was about to carjack my own damn car in the middle of the parking lot; that's not even including the other 5 minutes I had my arm halfway jammed through the slit that I left down. Thankfully, after calming down a little and making a couple phone calls, I realized that I didn't need to pull up the lock on the door, I just needed to hit the automatic unlock button. With this eureka moment, I ran back into Staples and kindly asked the 30 year old with the beard, who had earlier asked me if I needed assistance, to help me break into my own car. With his gift of the use of a metal rod, I was able to free the car from it's comatose state blaring out alternative rock from 101.1.